Male model Jordan has become a running joke on the current season of The Bachelorette, and he delivered a hilariously dramatic speech about his prowess as a model in the latest episode of the show. After bragging about his 4,000 Tinder matches in 2017, Jordan shut down a competitor who was trying to “wreck image.”
“Attached to me is professionality. It’s my face. It’s in everything I do. It’s in the way I walk; it’s in the way I talk. So if you want to wreck my image, you’ll never succeed, because my image is me.”
In a development that can only be described as “predicatable,” it turns out Jordan isn’t an elite of a male model as he claims to be. Observer asked fashion expert Kadeem Fyffe to judge Jordan’s ability, and Fyffe had some harsh criticism.
How would you rate Jordan’s Zoolander walk-off and why?
If I had to rate him one to 10 I’d give it a 6.5. He’s a little too short to be a runway model so that’s just unrealistic. Also, it was really stiff. A lot of male models walk like that, only he has no swag. He gave a textbook walk, which you learn the first time you start.
How would you rate his pensive look?
It’s not good. I would say five or six. He’s an attractive person but his poses are very one note. It’s very Zoolander. He’s just Modeling 101.