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Guy's sexist list explaining how to be a 'beautiful woman' blows up in his face.

Guy’s sexist list explaining how to be a ‘beautiful woman’ blows up in his face.

Every day presents a fresh opportunity for a man online to tell all women how he feels about them. Today’s culprit is none other than Alexander J.A. Cortes, the speaker and writer who boasts the ability to “optimize your life.”

In case you’re not familiar with his work, he once went viral for mansplaining why women shouldn’t dye their hair, and now he’s back with a fresh axe to grind.

In Cortes’ latest piece of performance art (which is unfortunately just his real personality), he unironically laid out a bonkers explainer list on “How to be a Beautiful Woman.

This is truly the apex of flaming trash no one asked for, and yet, here we are swimming in this overheated dumpster.

How to be a Beautiful Woman

– Be thin
– Be able to cook
– Have long hair
– Wear make-up
– Be feminine
– Be graceful
– Be Sensual
– Shave (should without saying)
– Be fashionable
– Wear pink and feminine colors
– Love men
– Listen to men

Stay classy ladies!

Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019

Before the backlash poured out in its full and vivacious glory, Cortes followed his ambitious list up with disclaimers stating that any women who disagree with it are “undersexed” and angry.

You can use this list to vet women

If you show them this list and they become angry, that lets you know that they are harpies that you never want to breed with

and that they would be terrible mothers

stay woke kings

Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019

He even posted a selfie to really get women lusting over his infinite knowledge of desirability.

I see a lot of you women are desperate for my validation and attention

Here’s a selfie that you can use to satisfy your fantasies pic.twitter.com/7W9qSmYP9P

Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019

Based on these replies, a lot of you poor women sound like you’re under fucked

That is unfortunate

If you follow the lessons on the list, you can become a woman that Masculine men are attracted to

Contact me to learn how to be beautiful https://t.co/zNvAjrqfeC

Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019

I have a personal policy that I only talk to women who are 8+s on a 10 scale

so if I ignore your reply, don’t feel bad

you can probably upgrade yourself if you follow the roadmap that I’ve given you

Beauty can always be learned

Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019

He even laid out his exhausting, cliché, and heteronormative expectations of women as indicators of their “wife value,” which is a fictional currency men in the Red Pill community created to devalue women that scare them.

One day you might want to get married

Your wife value will matter

There is a roadmap for this as well https://t.co/YFrFt1aIJB

Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019

His fat-shaming and bonkers beauty expectations would suggest he views himself as a sort of modern-day Gaston, traipsing about the village with an impossible neck, waiting for his Belle.

If you’re angry, it might be because your excess bodyfat is causing hormonal fluctuations that make you emotional

You can fix this by working out and going to the gym and unfatting Yourself

Fit women are pretty women https://t.co/R3BCeSa72l

Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019

Pay attention to all the women that react adversely to this thread Gentlemen

What you’ll observe here is the peak of Delusional feminism, women who believe that simply because they exist, they are “valuable” despite being bitchy horrifying

More redflags than a Chinese parade

Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 22, 2019

After doubling down on his cartoonish brand of misogyny, Cortes dedicated another selfie to all the women that want to “hate fuck” him.

One more photo for all the women who read this and want to hate fuck me SO BAD pic.twitter.com/lr34ubiXEK

Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 22, 2019

Unsurprisingly, his unbelievable existence and wildly outdated views on women and relationships ushered in a proper dragging.

You are genuinely, and I mean this truthfully and sincerely, not remotely physically attractive to me.

— Miranda #FBPE @mirandoch) February 22, 2019

Well I for one am absolutely shattered that my dream of having a man who looks like he uses his own tears as lubricant love me will never come to fruition. This is truly a dark day.

— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) February 22, 2019

(This disgusted look also applies to the “men women” who liked this nonsense he’s posted, /or are responding to it positively.) pic.twitter.com/sDJ4Mktcmr

— Charity Locklear (@chattycat_83) February 22, 2019

The guy from high school who still begs you to get the band back together so he can play the bass; he still shows up to high school parties and touches teenage girl’s neck and hair.

— Dumpster Diver (@HedgehogClown) February 22, 2019

pic.twitter.com/ZYVr0aXTuf

— Katie Compa (@katiecompa) February 22, 2019

People truly cannot believe he’s real, but if you dive into his social media, he seems to be genuinely drinking the Kool-Aid.

DUDE. DO U ACTUALLY ASK THE WAITER FOR EXTRA WATER (UNTOUCHED) AND AN EXTRA PLATE AND STUFF TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE UR ON A DATE???pic.twitter.com/jM6yTKe24p

— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) February 22, 2019

Listen to men

— My Name is My Name (@rfpcrawford) February 22, 2019

pic.twitter.com/IepUmW6PMp

— Stephanie (@SnuSnuDungeon) February 22, 2019

I’m like 7 of those things. Guess I’m a beautiful woman.

— C-Rex (@C_Effin_Rex) February 22, 2019

pic.twitter.com/zJ4cb5Syog

— god is an indian and youre an asshole (@Eldritchipster) February 22, 2019

He brought all of this on himself.

Lets play who wore it best pic.twitter.com/oc3QlOmGao

— Dave (@pittdave13) February 22, 2019

His tweet inspired a few response lists with suggestions for men.

How to be a handsome man
– jacked
– able to cook
– proper hair cut
– clean, presentable fashionable
-masculine – (even in pink)
– lithe, fit
-sensual ( without being ridiculous)
-solvent
-clean shaven
-Love listen to women.
Get classy gentlemen!

— Amanda ZZ (@AmandaZZ100) February 21, 2019

How to be a tool

– Write tweets like this

The End

— ghost dog. (@JeetoCheesus) February 22, 2019

Honestly, it’s mildly terrifying and deeply depressing that Cortes actually walks around the world with these alien ideas about women. However, in the very least, he has given the internet so many jokes in the process.

Share image by  J.A. Cortes / Twitter.

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