As we’re sure you’ve heard by now, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are getting married in less than two months, and the anticipation couldn’t be higher among royal obsessives and lavish wedding aficionados.
The preparations are entering their final stages, and we’re assuming an army of high-ranking officials – probably in comical powdered wigs – are racing around to ensure that nothing out of the ordinary takes place in the final weeks before the big day.
The cover goes on to assert that the revelation comes straight from Meghan’s family.
So checkout line customers might be a bit disappointed when they page through the mag and find that the story appears to be at least 90 percent BS.
Not exactly journalism you can hang your hat on, but the mag does eventually get around to citing a source.
Sadly, it’s not someone from within Meg’s family, as the headline declares.
Rather the “insider” is none other than Erin Specht, whom you might remember as the woman who once dated Meghan’s estranged half-brother and has been using that dubious connection to cash in in recent months.
Yeah, we have our doubts about … well, pretty much every part of this story, but that last portion stands out as particularly bogus.
Earlier this week, it was reported that Queen Elizabeth II wants Harry and Meghan to lay off the PDA because she doesn’t think peasants should associate the royals with wonton hand-holding and cheek-kissing.
We know he’s engaged in some scandalous behavior in the past.
We guess that’ll teach her to try and limit his PDA!